The laws of zombiemod.

[Shadowex3]

The law of inanimate hostility: Don't rely on anything that moves, it only moves when it damn well pleases and usually that's right after you turn into a zombie or the humans get away.

Skynet Corallary: This is because all inanimate objects in Source are fucking evil. Notice how anything that moves invariably kills someone.

Raven's Addendum: If everything is going smoothly and the inanimate objects aren't trying to kill you, it's because they know that a zombie is about to do that for them.


The law of machiavellian self-interest: Generally everyone will want to be with many other humans, and towards the front of the pack. This is so when the zombie spawns they will have plenty of time and firepower to either kill or outrun it. Of course this is also so if they're the zombie they have plenty of food and a head start on the food that notices quick enough to fight back.

Track and Field Addendum: Outrunning the zombies is not necessary, only outrunning the other people.


The law of repetitious armageddon: It's ALWAYS the end of the world, except in the designated areas.

Strangelove's Corallary: The end of the world is invariably a (temporary) nuclear holocaust.

Max Brooks' Addendum: It is believed that the excess radiation from the repeated apocalypses are currently the root cause of the sudden epidemic of spontaneous zombification.


Haggard's law of procedural misanthropy: The guy in front of you is always an asshole.

Phoenix's Corollary: No good deed goes unpunished.

Earl's hypothesis of inanimate righteousness: The excessive amount of negative karma produced by Haggard's Law is what motivated even inanimate objects to attempt to balance karma.


The law of failed good intentions: Warning that something is lethal will result in many people dying through disbelief. Conversely failing to warn that something is lethal will result in many people dying through ignorance. Either way it's still your fault.


Phatman's Constant: The number of people who leave a safe spot to go on a zombie hunt does not translate into increased odds of success but rather increased embarassment.


Zargotelc's Law of Ineptitude: Any human piloted vehicle will tend towards failure.

November's Algorithm: Success will result in a temporary geometric increase in the vehicle's tendency towards failure and a linear increase in the possibility of an epic fail turnaround.


Lux's Law of Miscommunication: Any attempt to discuss strategy with teammates will invariably tend towards failure and usually death by accidental teamkilling.


Drox's Law of Excessive Visitation: EVERY map is overplayed, get used to it.

Spikedrocker's Corallary: MOTHERF#@%&ING 1TARDS!

[Rowan Sjet]

Haggard's law of procedural misanthropy: The guy in front of you is always an asshole.

Ah, so true.

[Zargotelc]

Zarg's Law of Teamwork : Don't you fucking touch any buttons or shoot any objects that will block any teammates unless you're certain no teammates are nearby. Just run like everyone else.

Psyche's Law of Common Sense : When you play Zombie Mod , try to use common sense. Don't spam the mics. Don't use music on mics. Don't insult admins. Don't disobey Zarg's Law of Teamwork. Don't come into the server with a racist name. These are general rules which are accepted over pretty much all the servers I've been to.

[phatman76]

Raven's Law of Hilarity: The more common the situation you and your comrades are in, the higher the chances for a hilarious and post-worthy fail.

Phatman's law of ridiculousness: If you have a bad feeling about it, you will fail. If you have a good feeling about it, you will fail epically.

The Zombie Hunt Law: If people say it's safe, don't get off the box. If people say it's risky, don't get off the box. If people say nothing, go for knife.

[GrimExistence]

first law of zombie mod we do not talk about zombie mod. second rule of zombie mod WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT zombie sex. (lol) . and grims rule your best friend one round is usually your arch nemesis the next round . oh and of coarse the guy in front of you no matter who is a "fu#$ing noob blocker".

[Chobber]

So true, so true, Grim..!

[Psyche]

Psyche's Law of Common Sense : When you play Zombie Mod , try to use common sense. Don't spam the mics. Don't use music on mics. Don't insult admins. Don't disobey Zarg's Law of Teamwork. Don't come into the server with a racist name. These are general rules which are accepted over pretty much all the servers I've been to.

Cool, I have my own law.

[Shadowex3]

Actually you don't yet. Restating the server rules isn't funny and thematically doesn't fit as a law of zombiemod, I'm working on something with a common sense theme though. Who knows, maybe you'll be the first law of Breakfloor. >P

[Zargotelc]

[Lux]

Lux's law of hopelessness: Flashing to fellow humans/zombies is a sign of friendship or understanding. Flashing to an enemy human/zombie however is a sign of weakness, and a plea for mercy....which more often than not you don't get!