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    A Visit from O Glorioso

    'Twas the night before humpday, when all through the forum
    Not a gamer was memeing, not even out of boredom;

    The servers were running without strain or care
    Awaiting shitters that would soon be there;

    The memers were passed out resting in their beds
    While memories of steal beams melted in their heads;

    And Onion in his bed and I in my chair
    Had just settled down to dream of waifus fair;

    When out in the shoutbox came such a banter
    I sprang up in my seat to check on the ranter.

    Up the text went quick as a flash
    The typing required must've been pure mash;

    The glaring text was tinted piss yellow
    And the words said were quite the show;

    When not to my surprise was he
    But R3tro being a damn shitty.

    With a typer so fat, fingers and all
    Not surprisingly the grammar was small;

    The words he typed rapid and rushed
    His face beyond the monitor no doubtfully flushed;

    "For fuc sake Motox i will ban ye,
    For i are not trueley a fatty.

    Their will b consquence
    For those spouting nonsense."

    The yellow shapes continued rising
    Needing much so a good revising;

    And as R3tro continued to type
    I for one could not handle my hype;

    As I had noticed typing was he
    One who lived so gloriously;

    And as I looked up into the chat
    I saw Pan confirming R3tro's fat.

    His text breaking open the rant's doorhinge
    with a color so bold, strong, and orange;

    A roll of memes pan began to spout
    Telling R3tro what was about;

    His memes how dank they shined
    R3tro's bitch ass how he whined;

    Pan delivered a speech to behold
    One that the meme prophets had foretold;

    The end of the blunt held in my teeth
    Could not keep covered the smile underneath;

    For O Glorioso Lider had delivered
    A speech so grand I shivered;

    With Pan's blow so swift and precise
    R3tro would now think twice;

    Before denying his full waistband
    Else risking a dispatch to wasteland;

    And leaving naught but a meme
    Did Pan leave the scene;

    Opening up his CoD:GO client
    With an e-peen so giant.

    And then alongside I and R3tro now in pain
    Onion spoke "Has anyone seen Black Rain?"
    You're asking questions about matters... BUT WHAT ABOUT ANTI MATTER?
    -Wicked 2015
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjupwwZo-yw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtNoPP8yYic

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    Can we skip the SA bullshit and just make him an AO?

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