To any of you sitting at home, getting drunk, alone or with friends, there will be a party!!!
No its not a real party.
No it will not get you laid.
Will it be a bunch of guys wondering who is the ugliest of the lot. yes.
Will there be tits. One can hope so.
Will they be female tits. More than likely not.
When? Whenever. sometime after getting drunk time, but before the ball drops.
Assholes and cunts are not welcome.
or imbalanced
or retro
:D