No, I'm not a traitor because I talk into my mic.
No, I'm not a traitor because I say I'm going to knife Kingswat.
No, I'm not a traitor because I say I'm going to blow up Paralyzed with an explosive barrel.
No, I'm not a traitor because I shot the detective.
No, I'm not a traitor because as a detective, I hid under a box fort.
No, I'm not a traitor because I say I'm going to push someone off of the lighthouse.
No, I'm not a traitor because someone just happened to die right next to me.
No, I'm not a traitor because I'm hiding in the bathroom.
No, I'm not a traitor because damafA 1.2 kills someone.
No, I'm not a traitor because I sounded like a boomer when I accidently burped into my mic.
No, I'm not a traitor because I called you ugly.
No, I'm not a traitor because I called your sister ugly.
No, I'm not a traitor because I called your sister's dog ugly.
No, I'm not a traitor because you called me ugly.
No, I'm not a traitor because I threatened to punch you and RDM you because you called me ugly.
No, I'm not a traitor because I follow Spartan around for the whole map.
No, I'm not a traitor because Bad Dog said I'm a bad detective.
No, I'm not a traitor because I said to kill someone as a detective.
No, I'm not a traitor because you said I have a knife.
No, I'm not a traitor because I spelled traitor wrong.
No, I'm not a traitor because I say "Kaylin" as "Keylin."
No, I'm not a traitor because I'm teabagging an AFK.
No, I'm not a traitor because I'm teabagging a dead detective.
No, I'm not a traitor because I'm AFK.
No, I'm not a traitor because I ALMOST propkilled you.
No, I'm not a traitor because half of the server says I am.
No, I'm not a traitor because someone crowbars me, then I killed them.
No, I'm not a traitor because I just happen to kill someone else who wasn't involved in a propfight.
No, I'm not a traitor because the admin says so.
No, I'm not a traitor because I was permabanned a few months ago.
No, I'm not a traitor because I threw a poltergeisted prop into a room with a lot of people in it.
No, I'm not a traitor because I landed on someone's head and they died.
No, I'm not a traitor because I suck at being a detective.
No, I'm not a traitor because I AM a detective.
No, I'm not a traitor because I was proven innocent.
No, I'm not a traitor because I drowned someone in the water on Roy_Ship.
No, I'm not a traitor because I barricaded tunnel into the red building on the flooded map.
No, I'm not a traitor because I just happen to survive for more than 5 minutes.
No, I'm not a traitor because I am next to an unidentified body.
No, I'm not a traitor because my voice is sexy.
No, I'm not a traitor because I said I'm not a traitor.
No, I'm not a traitor because I'm an Afamad.
No, I'm not.
I had a dream where I could play with races and sexes of many colors and genitilia without being called a traitor. Sadly, this dream failed.
Please think of the Afamads.
I'll be updating this list as more stupid reasons for me being a traitor pop up.