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    No, stop it.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I talk into my mic.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I say I'm going to knife Kingswat.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I say I'm going to blow up Paralyzed with an explosive barrel.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I shot the detective.

    No, I'm not a traitor because as a detective, I hid under a box fort.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I say I'm going to push someone off of the lighthouse.

    No, I'm not a traitor because someone just happened to die right next to me.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I'm hiding in the bathroom.

    No, I'm not a traitor because damafA 1.2 kills someone.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I sounded like a boomer when I accidently burped into my mic.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I called you ugly.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I called your sister ugly.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I called your sister's dog ugly.

    No, I'm not a traitor because you called me ugly.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I threatened to punch you and RDM you because you called me ugly.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I follow Spartan around for the whole map.

    No, I'm not a traitor because Bad Dog said I'm a bad detective.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I said to kill someone as a detective.

    No, I'm not a traitor because you said I have a knife.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I spelled traitor wrong.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I say "Kaylin" as "Keylin."

    No, I'm not a traitor because I'm teabagging an AFK.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I'm teabagging a dead detective.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I'm AFK.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I ALMOST propkilled you.

    No, I'm not a traitor because half of the server says I am.

    No, I'm not a traitor because someone crowbars me, then I killed them.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I just happen to kill someone else who wasn't involved in a propfight.

    No, I'm not a traitor because the admin says so.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I was permabanned a few months ago.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I threw a poltergeisted prop into a room with a lot of people in it.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I landed on someone's head and they died.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I suck at being a detective.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I AM a detective.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I was proven innocent.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I drowned someone in the water on Roy_Ship.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I barricaded tunnel into the red building on the flooded map.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I just happen to survive for more than 5 minutes.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I am next to an unidentified body.

    No, I'm not a traitor because my voice is sexy.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I said I'm not a traitor.

    No, I'm not a traitor because I'm an Afamad.

    No, I'm not.

    I had a dream where I could play with races and sexes of many colors and genitilia without being called a traitor. Sadly, this dream failed.

    Please think of the Afamads.

    I'll be updating this list as more stupid reasons for me being a traitor pop up.
    Last edited by Afamad 2.1; 17 Nov 2010 at 07:14pm.

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    Afamad 2.1 is the traitor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shamwow! View Post
    Afamad 2.1 is the traitor!
    ^

    But seriously..its ALWAYS you, Afa!

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    Afamad is always the traitor even when he is innocent, its common knowledge.

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    + It's always obvious when he is!



    "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory."

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    Just a side note: If Afamad is the detective, whether you're innocent or not, do NOTHING he says. It isnt a matter of whether he is a good detective or not, just do absoloutley nothing he says, in fact, be like me and proactively sabotage everything he does as a detective.
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    ban this derptective

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    Stop mispronouncing my name.


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    So if i change my Name to Afamad 95, 98,ME, XP, Vista or 7, am i traitor?


    "Everybody wants to make Deliverance, but nobody wants to play Ned Beatty" - Christopher McQuarrie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keylin View Post
    Stop mispronouncing my name.
    No.


    Quote Originally Posted by TheBanHammer View Post
    So if i change my Name to Afamad 95, 98,ME, XP, Vista or 7, am i traitor?
    Only if your name is Afamad 2.1

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