Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

[Edo]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground regarding this chicken.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

JOHN KERRY
Although I originally voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability that the chicken would cross the road.

CAPTAIN KIRK
The chicken crossed the road to boldly go where no chicken had ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook...and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. And what is your definition of chicken, anyway?

AL GORE
I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken "THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD." And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

[Havok]

Ace!! Have to print those out.

[Repeat]

JAMES
I don't care why the chicken crossed the road, just as long as he can be put into a curry.

HENDA
I will ban the chicken forever if he comes to my side of the road. This side is the Henda only zone.

VICIOUS
I wonder if that chicken is underage...

RAVEN
The chicken seems like a nice chicken. Lets give the chicken a second chance at crossing.

THE GREEN BASTARD
What the fuck is a chicken? It's so damn cold up here so we don't have any.

LEGALSMASH
The chicken knows his rights, one of which is to cross said road.

HAVOK
Да здравствует устойчивость! Куриная сила!

EDO
Fuckin' piece of shit chicken! It broke my cade!

REPEAT
I'm an idiot.

HAGGARD
Chickens cross roads, hopefully they can help meet the donation goal too.

ACID REFLEX
The chicken made fun of me when it was crossing the road! I feel so betrayed that no one is doing anything about it crossing the road!




All in good fun haha!

[Italian Jew]

XD

nice

[Havok]

Haha, Repeat!! XD Nice ones. Have some candy and + rep.

Can't get a decent translator at the moment -- lagging like a fat cow.

EDIT:

Thought I'd add some of my own.

MR MICK
Lol, ur mom is a chicken -- gtfo of my rankings.

ITALIAN JEW
The chicken is abusing the powers and harassing me for saying something for teh lulz.

[Tcp-Kill]

Lolz nice thread!

[Italian Jew]

from a free translation I got "Long live stability! Chicken force!" for Havok's line, but I don't know how accurate those can be.

[Repeat]

from a free translation I got "Long live stability! Chicken force!" for Havok's line, but I don't know how accurate those can be.

I used a translator too, haha. I typed in Long live the resistance! Chicken Power! but I think it came out to "Long live stability! Chicken Force!" I really have no idea. I don't even know how to pronounce that stuff. haha

[Havok]

Heard one during physics (we were allowed to slack off and pillage the ICT department for laptops)...we were looking at baby jokes.


Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was nailed to the chicken.

[PotshotPolka]

Niko: The chicken crossed the road to escape his disgruntled girlfriend.

Misanthrope: I don't why the chicken is crossing the road, but I'm gonna get a demo of him doing it anyways.