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capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 03:22pm
i am official sg defense attorney

need to get unbanned so you can go back to breaking the rules on the sg servers? hire me!

things i cover
said the n word
freekilled
trolling
hacking
and everything else!

http://puu.sh/iEZbw/f3cf5942da.png

phoenix wright? come on thats me doing my job (i know im handsome)

don't think im a good defense attorney? just look at my vouches!


wowe what a guy he got me unbanned from sg!

dis guy da best hire him!

wow im a loser but he sure got me unbanned!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!


now you're wondering "wow this guy must be expensive to hire?!!!?!?!?!?"


but ill get you the not guilty for the low low price of free!


call me at 1-800-FUCKYOU!

blacklist
sleggie
black rain
malibu
longwave
wickedzealot
leon
any other person i deem as faggot

Black Rain
27 Jun 2015, 03:25pm
THX 4 SKINZ F3 FANGAAAAAAAAAAAI :kappa: :AwesomeBorn:

capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 03:26pm
THX 4 SKINZ F3 FANGAAAAAAAAAAAI :kappa: :AwesomeBorn:

this is serious

ill ask you to please leave my office

Nuclear Onion
27 Jun 2015, 03:29pm
great meme m9-1

capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 03:32pm
great meme m9-1

sir if you keep badgering my occupation i'm going to have to call the authorities

Wooper
27 Jun 2015, 03:32pm
i got ban from sg teamspeak onc for call Ratroratata fat. but he is fat true. what i have done. pls help.

Black Rain
27 Jun 2015, 03:33pm
How much Cappn? :kappa:

capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 03:33pm
i got ban from sg teamspeak onc for call Ratroratata fat. but he is fat true. what i have done. pls help.

well he is a person who hides the truth from people


but fortunately i am the opposite!!!!!


i will give you the justice you deserve!

capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 03:36pm
How much Cappn? :kappa:

the low low price of free!!!!!

Nuclear Onion
27 Jun 2015, 03:37pm
yes hi, i have a frond named w00pdoge and he always memes Pan32 even tho Pan32 wants w00p to stahp!!!!!!!!

how stop???"???

capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 03:39pm
yes hi, i have a frond named w00pdoge and he always memes Pan32 even tho Pan32 wants w00p to stahp!!!!!!!!

how stop???"???

i have restraining order power that can keep Pan32 1000 internet metres away from him

Extreme Potatoes
27 Jun 2015, 03:39pm
Hello capp'n, I'm SG's Prosecutor. Let's do lunch.

Black Rain
27 Jun 2015, 03:43pm
well he is a person who hides the truth from people


but fortunately i am the opposite!!!!!


i will give you the justice you deserve!

I meant how much you lost in betting :kappa:

F3 fangai thx 4 skinz

Wooper
27 Jun 2015, 04:14pm
i have restraining order power that can keep Pan32 1000 internet metres away from him

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7971095

capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 04:28pm
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7971095

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7971109

Pan32
27 Jun 2015, 04:35pm
niceme.me

Zsoki
27 Jun 2015, 06:59pm
How much do you charge?

capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 07:01pm
How much do you charge?

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Zaraki
27 Jun 2015, 07:06pm
Can you get a certain person lynched?

capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 07:07pm
Can you get a certain person lynched?

im sorry we dont offer those services here


have a horrible day

Wooper
27 Jun 2015, 07:23pm
niceme.me

http://nicememe.website/

Zsoki
27 Jun 2015, 08:36pm
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I don't have that kind of cash, do you accept steam donations of skins & cases?

capp'n
27 Jun 2015, 09:24pm
I don't have that kind of cash, do you accept steam donations of skins & cases?

i dont sorry do you have paypal

Longwave
28 Jun 2015, 06:46pm
i dont sorry do you have paypal

Do you take American express?

Nuclear Onion
28 Jun 2015, 06:57pm
can I pay in pennies

capp'n
28 Jun 2015, 07:03pm
can I pay in pennies

yes

Wooper
28 Jun 2015, 07:05pm
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7972344

Spartan
28 Jun 2015, 08:03pm
Do you cover losses on Flipsid3 bets?

capp'n
28 Jun 2015, 08:14pm
Do you cover losses on Flipsid3 bets?

im sorry we don't cover third party services aside from steamgamers but we do offer this handy dandy guide that would serve you well!

http://puu.sh/iGsHL/30659fd3b4.png

Spartan
28 Jun 2015, 08:29pm
I see no author on there. This is clearly an illegal print or misrepresentation of the real thing, subject to copyright infringement for not giving acknowledgement. I will hire you to sue yourself.

Black Rain
28 Jun 2015, 08:29pm
im sorry we don't cover third party services aside from steamgamers but we do offer this handy dandy guide that would serve you well!

http://puu.sh/iGsHL/30659fd3b4.png

I have something for you Capp'n

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwEOyWVIIAA2_fU.jpg

capp'n
28 Jun 2015, 08:39pm
I have something for you Capp'n

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwEOyWVIIAA2_fU.jpg

blacklisted

sphinxxxy
29 Jun 2015, 12:56am
I see no author on there. This is clearly an illegal print or misrepresentation of the real thing, subject to copyright infringement for not giving acknowledgement. I will hire you to sue yourself.

Spartan u nerd

capp'n
29 Jun 2015, 10:53am
I see no author on there. This is clearly an illegal print or misrepresentation of the real thing, subject to copyright infringement for not giving acknowledgement. I will hire you to sue yourself.

im sorry i picked that copy up at the local bookshop in town, here's an official copy i picked up at barnes and noble

http://puu.sh/iH8mv/dc79fdb72c.png

xDoodles
29 Jun 2015, 10:55am
im sorry i picked that copy up at the local bookshop in town, here's an official copy i picked up at barnes and noble

http://puu.sh/iH8mv/dc79fdb72c.png

LOL.

Spartan
29 Jun 2015, 11:17am
Official copy of the same book? But that's a different book. That's you sued x2. Worst lawyer ever.

capp'n
29 Jun 2015, 11:21am
Official copy of the same book? But that's a different book. That's you sued x2. Worst lawyer ever.

you cant sue me

you're nothing but a steamgamers technical administrator

Zsoki
29 Jun 2015, 11:53am
can I pay in pennies

omg yes take all my penies pls, I need to sue Wooper for minecraft abuse. He fired his "bazooka" at me far too many times, made me feel uncomfortable.

capp'n
29 Jun 2015, 12:19pm
omg yes take all my penies pls, I need to sue Wooper for minecraft abuse. He fired his "bazooka" at me far too many times, made me feel uncomfortable.

sue done he now has 0 internet dollars

Wooper
29 Jun 2015, 03:15pm
little did you know ive invested all my internet money into the finest meme stock. you cant touch me bitches.

DarkJesture
30 Jun 2015, 02:51am
I would like to hire you to sue a few poeple... @R3TROATTACK (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=13496) he has beaten my score too many times on course @Bread (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=4681) Because why not? @Aznsoul (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=12285) Total hacker @Nuclear Onion (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=14524) Cheated on me with Extreme Potatoes Extreme Potatoes h8 ur guts m8

Extreme Potatoes
30 Jun 2015, 11:04am
I would like to hire you to sue a few poeple... @R3TROATTACK (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=13496) he has beaten my score too many times on course @Bread (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=4681) Because why not? @Aznsoul (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=12285) Total hacker @Nuclear Onion (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=14524) Cheated on me with @<a href="http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=14769" target="_blank">Extreme Potatoes</a> @<a href="http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=14769" target="_blank">Extreme Potatoes</a> h8 ur guts m8

http://puu.sh/iIpjR/e41383b22b.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2jLdYovW-c

capp'n
30 Jun 2015, 12:38pm
I would like to hire you to sue a few poeple... @R3TROATTACK (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=13496) he has beaten my score too many times on course @Bread (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=4681) Because why not? @Aznsoul (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=12285) Total hacker @Nuclear Onion (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=14524) Cheated on me with Extreme Potatoes Extreme Potatoes h8 ur guts m8

im terribly sorry (not really) but those claims are faulty

Longwave
1 Jul 2015, 02:33pm
I see no author on there. This is clearly an illegal print or misrepresentation of the real thing, subject to copyright infringement for not giving acknowledgement. I will hire you to sue yourself.

1 word: WIN

Black Rain
1 Jul 2015, 10:21pm
blacklisted

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http://i.imgur.com/LRYXKUR.png
http://i.imgur.com/iHNIFxe.png

:kappa:

James
2 Jul 2015, 05:54am
Primates can't practice law.

WickedZealot
2 Jul 2015, 06:18am
Hello @capp'n (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=14171), I'm SG's Prosecutor. Let's do lunch.


I am Official SG's Prosecutor

Need to get Banned so you can go back to life from SG servers? hire me!

13867
things i cover
@capp'n (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=14171)
Sober Folks
Admin Harassment
Non-Paying Members
and everything else!

capp'n
2 Jul 2015, 08:38am
I am Official SG's Prosecutor

Need to get Banned so you can go back to life from SG servers? hire me!

13867
things i cover
@capp'n (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=14171)
Sober Folks
Admin Harassment
Non-Paying Members
and everything else!

im sorry prosecutors dont advertise themselves because they work for the government



banned

WickedZealot
2 Jul 2015, 08:54am
im sorry prosecutors dont advertise themselves because they work for the government



banned

Rejected due to the lack of capitals involved.

capp'n
2 Jul 2015, 08:54am
Rejected due to the lack of capitals involved.

blacklisted due to trying to act like he has authority in my thread

Mandeemoo007
2 Jul 2015, 04:11pm
do you cover homeowners insurance? I have many treez on my housez full of bitchez that are dying

capp'n
2 Jul 2015, 04:25pm
do you cover homeowners insurance? I have many treez on my housez full of bitchez that are dying

no

Leon
2 Jul 2015, 09:41pm
no

yes

capp'n
3 Jul 2015, 04:13am
yes

blacklisted

Leon
3 Jul 2015, 04:42am
blacklisted

im hiring Extreme Potatoes against you

capp'n
3 Jul 2015, 05:04am
im hiring Extreme Potatoes against you


not even erik would take you

Leon
3 Jul 2015, 05:04am
not even erik would take you

Violating my rights. See you in court.

Psyche
3 Jul 2015, 09:08am
can you get the ao+ to give me an appeal ban rank with a pink name

caution ignores my pm's

capp'n
3 Jul 2015, 11:24am
can you get the ao+ to give me an appeal ban rank with a pink name

caution ignores my pm's

now that xeno is gone






yes

RoverBot3
3 Jul 2015, 02:34pm
I need your services, I called one of the admins the n word and mass rdmed all of pb and teamkilled in ZE. How much would that cost?

capp'n
3 Jul 2015, 02:49pm
I need your services, I called one of the admins the n word and mass rdmed all of pb and teamkilled in ZE. How much would that cost?


0 dollars because you're my nore living in the city

WickedZealot
3 Jul 2015, 03:12pm
blacklisted due to trying to act like he has authority in my thread


No attorney is legal without a prosecutor. Epic Fail, Banned.

capp'n
3 Jul 2015, 03:50pm
No attorney is legal without a prosecutor. Epic Fail, Banned.

that doesn't even make sense

WickedZealot
3 Jul 2015, 04:11pm
that doesn't even make sense

Welcome to The Law

capp'n
3 Jul 2015, 04:17pm
Welcome to The Law

reported to the authorities