EvInReaLife
26 May 2008, 12:28pm
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful land called ZombieMurder. When you first enter through Nuggs Gate, you can see Havoks and James' prancing through the lollipop fields. Across the candy bridge, you can see the exotic Blank and Suricruise swimming in the chocolate river below. You cross into Pink Fields, where you can see Litkeys and Cloud Strikes frolicking together and smiling their happy licorice smiles. But not everything in this land is happy and joyous. For every living second of the happy day there is a looming evil presence above the wonderful land of zombiemurder. Virdebello rules the land to the east with an iron fist. One day, Virdebello and his evil forces, consisting of many creatures, including Zero Maniacs and Red Tampons, invaded the great kingdom of zombiemurder. The heroic knight, EvInReaLife, was called upon to quell the threat. The great king, Haggard Nuggs the First, gave EvInReaLife a great sword to put down the forces. Ev bowed, and was on his way. Before Ev left the castle, the great wizard Hunter stopped Ev.
"You cannot stop the great and evil forces of Virdebelland by yourself. I am coming with you"
"Your magical powers can help me on my noble quest."
Hunter and Ev walked along the Main Road in ZombieMurder to the outskirts of the kingdom. They were suddenly attacked by a hostile vagrant.
"My name is solanum! I want to help you defeat some Virdebellans!"
Ev waved his sword in the hobo's face.
"Get back, burden of our great society!"
Solanum bowed on one knee.
"Great and noble knight, i wish to accompany you in your quest."
Ev thought for a moment, and aggreed.
Suddenly, Hunter spoke up.
"before we face these forces, we must see the great oracle named Misanthrope. His wisdom and guidance will help us on our quest."
Hunter guided them to the cave just outside the outskirts of the kingdom where Misantrope lived.
The oracle told them of a legend as old as time.
"When a force ten times larger than ours threatens us, a great and noble warrior from times come to pass shall return! A portal shall rip into the space-time continuum, and the great warrior shall live again! Weilding his legendary banhammer, none shall survive!"
Sol spoke up.
"what will be the name of this great warrior?"
"The name will not not be important. Now, knights, leave on your noble quest, and save our land!"
---
Hunter, Sol, and Ev walked for days meeting many fantastic creatures along the way. On one particularly sunny day, the knights were ambushed! Edos and Matts and Phat-Night's swarmed in on all sides. Suddenly, the great general of the Virdebellans appeared.
"My name is Paladin. Knights of zombie murder, lay down your arms immediatly, or be promptly destroyed! Our forces stretch back 10 miles!"
The knights refused.
The creatures formed a circle around the great knights, and raised their weapons.
"minions! Take them down!"
Suddenly, a giant black hole appeared above the knights. A 10 foot tall man with bulging muscles and a giant hammer dropped in front of the creatures. He spoke in a loud, booming voice.
"TURN BACK NOW! OR FACE UTTER DESTRUCTION"
Hunter spoke to his comrades.
"that is the great knight the oracle was talking about, he has returned!"
Hunter bowed. Sol and Ev soon followed. The Great Knight proceeded to tear the enemy forces to shreds. The rest ran back into their own kingdom. Sol bowed his head.
"Thank you, brave knight. Now may I ask you your name?"
"I am Henda! Fear my banhammer! I must leave back into my own dimension. But I will return when you need me most!"
He dissapeared back into his black hole.
---
The heroes were greeted back home with gifts and praise. Sol went on to become the richest person the kingdom ever saw. Hunter became a jester, and Ev dissapeared. To this day, we still wait for the return of Henda and his mighty banhammer, and we could be wating a darn good while.
The End
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Part one of my ZombieMurder epic. Part two will be set in modern times, with part three set in the future. Look for the thread soon.
"You cannot stop the great and evil forces of Virdebelland by yourself. I am coming with you"
"Your magical powers can help me on my noble quest."
Hunter and Ev walked along the Main Road in ZombieMurder to the outskirts of the kingdom. They were suddenly attacked by a hostile vagrant.
"My name is solanum! I want to help you defeat some Virdebellans!"
Ev waved his sword in the hobo's face.
"Get back, burden of our great society!"
Solanum bowed on one knee.
"Great and noble knight, i wish to accompany you in your quest."
Ev thought for a moment, and aggreed.
Suddenly, Hunter spoke up.
"before we face these forces, we must see the great oracle named Misanthrope. His wisdom and guidance will help us on our quest."
Hunter guided them to the cave just outside the outskirts of the kingdom where Misantrope lived.
The oracle told them of a legend as old as time.
"When a force ten times larger than ours threatens us, a great and noble warrior from times come to pass shall return! A portal shall rip into the space-time continuum, and the great warrior shall live again! Weilding his legendary banhammer, none shall survive!"
Sol spoke up.
"what will be the name of this great warrior?"
"The name will not not be important. Now, knights, leave on your noble quest, and save our land!"
---
Hunter, Sol, and Ev walked for days meeting many fantastic creatures along the way. On one particularly sunny day, the knights were ambushed! Edos and Matts and Phat-Night's swarmed in on all sides. Suddenly, the great general of the Virdebellans appeared.
"My name is Paladin. Knights of zombie murder, lay down your arms immediatly, or be promptly destroyed! Our forces stretch back 10 miles!"
The knights refused.
The creatures formed a circle around the great knights, and raised their weapons.
"minions! Take them down!"
Suddenly, a giant black hole appeared above the knights. A 10 foot tall man with bulging muscles and a giant hammer dropped in front of the creatures. He spoke in a loud, booming voice.
"TURN BACK NOW! OR FACE UTTER DESTRUCTION"
Hunter spoke to his comrades.
"that is the great knight the oracle was talking about, he has returned!"
Hunter bowed. Sol and Ev soon followed. The Great Knight proceeded to tear the enemy forces to shreds. The rest ran back into their own kingdom. Sol bowed his head.
"Thank you, brave knight. Now may I ask you your name?"
"I am Henda! Fear my banhammer! I must leave back into my own dimension. But I will return when you need me most!"
He dissapeared back into his black hole.
---
The heroes were greeted back home with gifts and praise. Sol went on to become the richest person the kingdom ever saw. Hunter became a jester, and Ev dissapeared. To this day, we still wait for the return of Henda and his mighty banhammer, and we could be wating a darn good while.
The End
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Part one of my ZombieMurder epic. Part two will be set in modern times, with part three set in the future. Look for the thread soon.