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MPQC
12 Mar 2013, 09:39am
Since it's only $5 right now I thought I'd buy a copy and give it away to one lucky folk. Only enter if you're actually going to play it however.

To enter you must be at least a member, and you can only enter once.

So to enter, you must post a terribly horrible pun. Whichever I laugh about the most wins, so it's pretty objective :amuse:. Note though I've already read through hundreds of them on google, so going to google and typing in "terrible puns", chances are I've already read it. Be creative.

Content will end when I get home tonight, probably around the 10pm EST mark.

partyboi787
12 Mar 2013, 09:49am
Two atoms walk into a bar.
The first one says, "oh, no, I've lost an electron!"
The second one says, "are you sure?"
The first one replies, "yes, I'm positive!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLpUatutZDw

Sniper
12 Mar 2013, 10:14am
I had a scissors joke for ya, but I'll cut it out.

Zaraki
12 Mar 2013, 10:16am
Only a 5$ game? You deserve a pun-ishment!

Metal
12 Mar 2013, 10:29am
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."
"A bakery called Pie Minister. An Indian resturaunt called Abra Kebab-ra."

Wicked Pissah
12 Mar 2013, 11:16am
All these puns are pterrible.

It's a dinosaur pun for those of you who don't know. :yo:

HZK
12 Mar 2013, 12:11pm
"If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!"

Vick
12 Mar 2013, 01:08pm
How do you get an old lady to say "Fuck"
You put another old lady next to her to say bingo.
xD

Im a Jackass
12 Mar 2013, 01:08pm
No PUNintendo

Castiel
12 Mar 2013, 01:13pm
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.


A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

Lupin
12 Mar 2013, 02:51pm
How come Ariel wore C-shells? Cause she can't fit D-Shells. :falol:

Pet Rock
12 Mar 2013, 02:57pm
why is Santa always so jolly? He knows were all the "naughty" girls live.

Thomson
12 Mar 2013, 04:13pm
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

LoneWolf
12 Mar 2013, 04:42pm
What happened to the stone when he smoked weed,
He got stoned!

Josh
12 Mar 2013, 04:54pm
If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.

Dinosaur video games are epoch!

Golden Shower
12 Mar 2013, 06:07pm
What's a meth head's favorite movie?

Top Gun

And his favorite game?

Need for Speed: Most Wanted

ShoieP
12 Mar 2013, 06:57pm
League of Legend puns anyone?

I have a Zilean of them.


(yeah, not winning :okaysm:)

Sleggie
12 Mar 2013, 07:00pm
I went on youtube to check my video likes/dislikes.

1 Like, only, from me.

So I just try to like again, it doesn't work.

Yolo! You Only Like Once.

SexualHarassmentPanda
12 Mar 2013, 07:00pm
Two pretzels went through an alley. One was a salted.

Skyrocket
12 Mar 2013, 07:01pm
What do you call a field of corn that only has one entrance and exit with paths that twist and turn into many dead ends?
A maize (Yes, I know this one is corny)

What do you call a pudding that just figured something out?
Tapi-Ohhhhhhh-ca

A certain parody musician picked up the art of potion brewing, and changed his name to...
Weird Al-chemy Yankovich

Vinyl
12 Mar 2013, 07:12pm
cheese the grill of my dreams

sebak
12 Mar 2013, 07:15pm
i freestyle so call me mc bak

Caution
12 Mar 2013, 07:46pm
easy

i once wrote a theatrical performance on puns. it was a play on words.

ChriizCC
12 Mar 2013, 08:07pm
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.

MPQC
12 Mar 2013, 08:19pm
If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.


"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."


What do you call a pudding that just figured something out?
Tapi-Ohhhhhhh-ca


i once wrote a theatrical performance on puns. it was a play on words.

All my favorites lol. Going to give it to Metal though.

Metal
12 Mar 2013, 08:29pm
All my favorites lol. Going to give it to Metal though.

HV in a nutshell