United States Emblem

[Ganzta]

The government today announced that it's changing its emblem from a Bald Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed.

That is it.

[sebak]

does it really matter that they increased the debt ceiling? they will find another way to make the problem go away again after it comes back.

[HZK]

They should change it to a torch and pitchfork.

[Zeke]

They should just change it to a sleeping bum

[Octa]

Maybe they should just change the name to "The United States Of Fuck Our Children". Thats what they are doing right now

[slaminsalmon]

Maybe you should all just move to canada

[$uperkiller67]

They should change it to a torch and pitchfork.
no with a gun saying no wars u ill lose

[Harpr33t]

If the tea party took over we should change it to a monkey closing his eyes and ears.

[Psyche]

I have openly considered moving in with svendy to grow potatoes on a farm in europe

[Harpr33t]

make vodka
export to Russia
?????
murdered by Russian mob

http://i54.tinypic.com/t5n907.jpg


Svendy's face when he meets the mob

[HZK]

make vodka
export to Russia
?????
murdered by Russian mob

What about soviet russia?
Russian mob murders you/You murder russian mob

[PotshotPolka]

make vodka
export to Russia
?????
murdered by Russian mob

My supermarket there had FOUR aisles of vodka alone, I think they're straight.