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Afamad 2.1
17 Nov 2010, 06:30pm
No, I'm not a traitor because I talk into my mic.

No, I'm not a traitor because I say I'm going to knife Kingswat.

No, I'm not a traitor because I say I'm going to blow up Paralyzed with an explosive barrel.

No, I'm not a traitor because I shot the detective.

No, I'm not a traitor because as a detective, I hid under a box fort.

No, I'm not a traitor because I say I'm going to push someone off of the lighthouse.

No, I'm not a traitor because someone just happened to die right next to me.

No, I'm not a traitor because I'm hiding in the bathroom.

No, I'm not a traitor because damafA 1.2 kills someone.

No, I'm not a traitor because I sounded like a boomer when I accidently burped into my mic.

No, I'm not a traitor because I called you ugly.

No, I'm not a traitor because I called your sister ugly.

No, I'm not a traitor because I called your sister's dog ugly.

No, I'm not a traitor because you called me ugly.

No, I'm not a traitor because I threatened to punch you and RDM you because you called me ugly.

No, I'm not a traitor because I follow Spartan around for the whole map.

No, I'm not a traitor because Bad Dog said I'm a bad detective.

No, I'm not a traitor because I said to kill someone as a detective.

No, I'm not a traitor because you said I have a knife.

No, I'm not a traitor because I spelled traitor wrong.

No, I'm not a traitor because I say "Kaylin" as "Keylin."

No, I'm not a traitor because I'm teabagging an AFK.

No, I'm not a traitor because I'm teabagging a dead detective.

No, I'm not a traitor because I'm AFK.

No, I'm not a traitor because I ALMOST propkilled you.

No, I'm not a traitor because half of the server says I am.

No, I'm not a traitor because someone crowbars me, then I killed them.

No, I'm not a traitor because I just happen to kill someone else who wasn't involved in a propfight.

No, I'm not a traitor because the admin says so.

No, I'm not a traitor because I was permabanned a few months ago.

No, I'm not a traitor because I threw a poltergeisted prop into a room with a lot of people in it.

No, I'm not a traitor because I landed on someone's head and they died.

No, I'm not a traitor because I suck at being a detective.

No, I'm not a traitor because I AM a detective.

No, I'm not a traitor because I was proven innocent.

No, I'm not a traitor because I drowned someone in the water on Roy_Ship.

No, I'm not a traitor because I barricaded tunnel into the red building on the flooded map.

No, I'm not a traitor because I just happen to survive for more than 5 minutes.

No, I'm not a traitor because I am next to an unidentified body.

No, I'm not a traitor because my voice is sexy.

No, I'm not a traitor because I said I'm not a traitor.

No, I'm not a traitor because I'm an Afamad.

No, I'm not.

I had a dream where I could play with races and sexes of many colors and genitilia without being called a traitor. Sadly, this dream failed.

Please think of the Afamads.

I'll be updating this list as more stupid reasons for me being a traitor pop up.

Harbor
17 Nov 2010, 06:32pm
Afamad 2.1 is the traitor!

Kaos
17 Nov 2010, 06:34pm
Afamad 2.1 is the traitor!

^

But seriously..its ALWAYS you, Afa!

Drox
17 Nov 2010, 06:36pm
Afamad is always the traitor even when he is innocent, its common knowledge.

Paralyzed
17 Nov 2010, 06:36pm
+ It's always obvious when he is!

Bad Dog
17 Nov 2010, 06:38pm
Just a side note: If Afamad is the detective, whether you're innocent or not, do NOTHING he says. It isnt a matter of whether he is a good detective or not, just do absoloutley nothing he says, in fact, be like me and proactively sabotage everything he does as a detective.

Zealot
17 Nov 2010, 06:41pm
ban this derptective

'BEANIE
17 Nov 2010, 06:42pm
Stop mispronouncing my name.

High
17 Nov 2010, 06:43pm
So if i change my Name to Afamad 95, 98,ME, XP, Vista or 7, am i traitor?

Afamad 2.1
17 Nov 2010, 06:44pm
Stop mispronouncing my name.

No.



So if i change my Name to Afamad 95, 98,ME, XP, Vista or 7, am i traitor?

Only if your name is Afamad 2.1

Kingswat
17 Nov 2010, 06:48pm
I love you afamad.

EvilShadow98
17 Nov 2010, 06:48pm
You're always traitor. FACT.

High
17 Nov 2010, 06:50pm
No, I'm not a traitor because my voice is sexy.

Bullshit. Your voice is as sexy as Urkel.

Elfbarf
17 Nov 2010, 06:51pm
No, I'm not a traitor because I ALMOST propkilled you.

Bullshit!

Afamad 2.1
17 Nov 2010, 06:52pm
Bullshit. Your voice is as sexy as Urkel.

Of course it's bullshit to you, you're a guy! Just ask Irish Pirate, Keylin, Jenny, Jen, or any other females on the server! They can vouch for me :P

Drox
17 Nov 2010, 06:53pm
Of course it's bullshit to you, you're a guy! Just ask Irish Pirate, Keylin, Jenny, Jen, or any other females on the server! They can vouch for me :P

That you sound like Urkel?

Afamad 2.1
17 Nov 2010, 06:54pm
That you sound like Urkel?

What the hell does the fat octapus from Little Mermaid have to do with this?

Drox
17 Nov 2010, 06:55pm
What the hell does the fat octapus from Little Mermaid have to do with this?

http://phreshdelivery.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/steve.jpg

Ronen
17 Nov 2010, 06:55pm
What the hell does the fat octapus from Little Mermaid have to do with this?

...Ursula?

Hellspawn
17 Nov 2010, 06:58pm
No, I'm not a traitor because I follow Spartan around for the whole map.

this one usually gets me, I'll follow him around almost every round, but only when I'm traitor will he kill me off the bat, damn BD hacks :frown:

Afamad 2.1
17 Nov 2010, 07:01pm
Another thing, all the people in my friends list....

Changing your name to Afamad 1.1, 1.2, 1.3, etc.... I'm going to punch you. I can't tell who is who and I end up trying to yell at Kiwi, and instead Ronen gets yelled at. For example, Kiwi kills me so I say I'm going to eat him because he's a kiwi. However, Ronen gets the messege saying I'm going to eat him, and it sounds perverted and gross.

And another thing, I'm not a traitor because damafA 1.2 killed someone.

Neji
17 Nov 2010, 07:13pm
You're not a traitor because Neji is innocent

Paralyzed
17 Nov 2010, 07:16pm
I think you should upgrade.

Afamad 2.1
17 Nov 2010, 07:17pm
I think you should upgrade.

I've been Afamad 2.1 ever since 2005.

Paralyzed
17 Nov 2010, 07:19pm
Serious? Damn, your pretty rusty then.

Kaos
17 Nov 2010, 07:19pm
Of course it's bullshit to you, you're a guy! Just ask Irish Pirate, Keylin, Jenny, Jen, or any other females on the server! They can vouch for me :P

Fuck it, im getting Jenny!

jeN
17 Nov 2010, 07:30pm
Poor Afamad =[

Afamad 2.1
17 Nov 2010, 07:32pm
I know, poor me. I'm getting RDMed by innocents, detectives, AND furries in ZE, TTT, and Survival.

jeN
17 Nov 2010, 07:34pm
I know, poor me. I'm getting RDMed by innocents, detectives, AND furries in ZE, TTT, and Survival.

At least you take it in stride unlike a lot of people.

Drox
17 Nov 2010, 07:36pm
I know, poor me. I'm getting RDMed by innocents, detectives, AND furries in ZE, TTT, and Survival.

RDM in ZE? lol

An_Orange
17 Nov 2010, 07:36pm
Afamad you always get traiter unlike me so be happy your not innocent even though you get rdmed for no reason :]

Afamad 2.1
17 Nov 2010, 07:38pm
RDM in ZE? lol

Haunted_Lab, the shortcut, me getting killed, me raging, I quit, I cry, I go back in, I cry again, then I yell at you people. :P

Drox
17 Nov 2010, 08:07pm
Haunted_Lab, the shortcut, me getting killed, me raging, I quit, I cry, I go back in, I cry again, then I yell at you people. :P

lol the shortcut, good times

Caution
17 Nov 2010, 08:56pm
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TRICK. AFAMAD IS KOS.

Harbor
17 Nov 2010, 09:15pm
Stop mispronouncing my name.

kay lan?

iNorris
17 Nov 2010, 11:11pm
Blood splatters? Afamad, not again!

Kiwi
18 Nov 2010, 04:32am
Another thing, all the people in my friends list....

Changing your name to Afamad 1.1, 1.2, 1.3, etc.... I'm going to punch you. I can't tell who is who and I end up trying to yell at Kiwi, and instead Ronen gets yelled at. For example, Kiwi kills me so I say I'm going to eat him because he's a kiwi. However, Ronen gets the messege saying I'm going to eat him, and it sounds perverted and gross.



TEAM FURRY.

Mad Dogg
18 Nov 2010, 05:20am
No, I'm not a traitor because I shot the detective.

You better be a traitor if you dont have a good reason for that.






No, I'm not a traitor because I threatened to punch you and RDM you because you called me ugly.


You just admit that you have RDMed.




No, I'm not a traitor because I ALMOST propkilled you.


But then I got reason to kill you.




No, I'm not a traitor because I just happen to kill someone else who wasn't involved in a propfight.


You just killed an innocent so everyone got reason to kill you.



No, I'm not a traitor because I threw a poltergeisted prop into a room with a lot of people in it.


Why would you do that as an innocent?



No, I'm not a traitor because I drowned someone in the water on Roy_Ship.


Again you should be a traitor.



No, I'm not a traitor because I am next to an unidentified body.


Normaly not IDing the un IDīd body is suspicious, so you might get killed for that.

Chobber
18 Nov 2010, 05:50am
You better be a traitor if you dont have a good reason for that.



You just admit that you have RDMed.



But then I got reason to kill you.



You just killed an innocent so everyone got reason to kill you.



Why would you do that as an innocent?



Again you should be a traitor.



Normaly not IDing the un IDīd body is suspicious, so you might get killed for that.

Someone clearly caught the joke in this matter..

Mad Dogg
18 Nov 2010, 05:57am
Someone clearly caught the joke in this matter..

Totally.

Elfbarf
18 Nov 2010, 07:45am
AFAMAD HAS A KNIFE!

Harpr33t
18 Nov 2010, 08:44am
As long as Afamad is on, no one suspects me.

jeN
18 Nov 2010, 10:45am
You better be a traitor if you dont have a good reason for that.



You just admit that you have RDMed.



But then I got reason to kill you.



You just killed an innocent so everyone got reason to kill you.



Why would you do that as an innocent?



Again you should be a traitor.



Normaly not IDing the un IDīd body is suspicious, so you might get killed for that.


Why wouldn't you throw a poltgergeist'd prop in a room full of people? It'd be hilarious.

Metal
18 Nov 2010, 11:16am
I think I should start playing TTT again.
Every server needs a FailMetal

Korean Ninja
18 Nov 2010, 02:44pm
Shut up AFROMAD :)

duhoh
18 Nov 2010, 03:12pm
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/7656/original/1249586970209.jpg?1249587198

GUD JOB GUIZE

(von dutch) delta force 8
19 Nov 2010, 12:16am
Afamad 2.1 equals traitor/derpdective.
My vocabulary agreed to this.

Afamad 2.1
19 Nov 2010, 06:55pm
Dear God. SINCE WHEN SHOULD YOU LISTEN TO A DETECTIVE THAT SAYS TO KILL ME 10 SECONDS INTO THE ROUND!

Because of Leroy-Mc-Dumbass I had the whole server chasing after me with crowbars trying to kill me. A minute later, I was dead. Could you guess what I was? INNOCENT!

Dear God you people....

I swear this is what it's like in the server when I join (except without the troll face).

Ronen
19 Nov 2010, 07:20pm
Dear God. SINCE WHEN SHOULD YOU LISTEN TO A DETECTIVE THAT SAYS TO KILL ME 10 SECONDS INTO THE ROUND!

Because of Leroy-Mc-Dumbass I had the whole server chasing after me with crowbars trying to kill me. A minute later, I was dead. Could you guess what I was? INNOCENT!

Dear God you people....

I swear this is what it's like in the server when I join (except without the troll face).

lol..

Afamad 2.1
20 Nov 2010, 11:45am
NO BAD DOG! PACHING HIT ME FIRST! You don't kill people who killed a person who hit them with a crowbar! It's WRONG!

And you too Nishok! Just because you and Paching are admins don't make you invulnerable to shotgun shells. I warned whoever crowbarred me would get a face full of bullets.

And the furries. Oh god the furries were crowbarring me too.

Now I'm feeling dizzy and my throat hurts after yelling at everyone >:(

Henrik
20 Nov 2010, 11:50am
Just lol.