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Archy
4 Oct 2010, 08:21pm
I lol'd

http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/index.htm
Vader
4 Oct 2010, 08:23pm
really? just really?
Archy
4 Oct 2010, 08:24pm
If that's not working for you, you can always try this

http://www.reserveaspotinhell.com/
Prez
4 Oct 2010, 08:25pm
If that's not working for you, you can always try this

http://www.reserveaspotinhell.com/

Name: Garfield Harfield
Why do you want to go to hell?: Because I am a pig penis...
Vader
4 Oct 2010, 08:30pm
Name: Garfield Harfield
Why do you want to go to hell?: Because I am a pig penis...

LOL, did you actually put that?
Chaoz`
4 Oct 2010, 08:31pm
lolz at money-back guarantee, like you're gonna get your money back when you're dead

/facepalm
Prez
4 Oct 2010, 08:45pm
LOL, did you actually put that?

No, but I should :3
barackobama
4 Oct 2010, 08:49pm
I just bought the one to hell!
Doorknob
4 Oct 2010, 09:11pm
Sweet, I just reserved a spot in hell and in heaven. I guess I'll just stay in the middle, and be invincible. MUAHAHAH
Chobber
5 Oct 2010, 01:29am
Thos guys are gonne be so screwed if scientists discovers where the soul goes when you die and it doens't go anywhere, lulz..
I bet they already used the money..
Troy
5 Oct 2010, 01:58am
Sweet thanks for the tip, reserved my spot
Banana Joe
5 Oct 2010, 04:09am
How many from SG are gonna reserve a spot in Heaven? There's a group discount if we're more than 10!
Riperzz
5 Oct 2010, 06:01am
Wow this aint gonna work, all you have to do is click a link??
The Famous Zombie Hunter
5 Oct 2010, 06:17am
lolz,wtf.
Simmons1114
5 Oct 2010, 04:54pm
reminds of the evangelist guy on the radio in gta vice city trying to get ppl to reserve a trip on his giant space statue lol
struki
21 Nov 2010, 02:41am
i am speech less



Of course you do. You fucked up big time Friday night at the club and you can't wait until Sunday to confess. You need redemption, so what do you do?

It's simple. Call our Heavenly Hotline at (720) 432-8360 and leave God a direct voicemail confessing your sins - Instant reconciliation.

Stop wasting your time and gas going to church and call God directly from the comfort of your own home. For every gallon of gas you burn, one village in Afghanistan is being burnt down. Feel a bit guilty for driving to church now? Well stop it! Speak to God directly! Spare yourself the sermon from the pastor that is more than likely molesting your children! Never put another dollar in that offering basket again!

Give us a call NOW. If T-MOBILE can't get you reception in your house, clapping your hands together in hopes that the big man is getting your message is a lost cause. Ensure that God hears your prayers today!

* Because of Gods busy schedule he can't pick up every single call but all voicemails will be listened to. If God decides that a response is necessary then he will act accordingly.

http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/leave-god-a-voicemail.htm
Simmons1114
22 Nov 2010, 09:14am
i am less speech