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I am the original owners of this fleshlight. It has about 1 mile on it. I found a accual vagina so i no longer need this fake one. im asking out $8 for it.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/xnlkox/Fleshlight_II_02.jpg
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAha.
1 mile is equivalent to how many thrusts now?
I'm interested.
Does this come in the original packages?
Is there a manual included, or is there one I can download online?
Harry
29 Jun 2010, 07:48pm
It's only $65 on their official site though ( ._.)
Unless it costs more BECAUSE it is used.
Edit: 8 bucks now.... pondering if I should get it.... but I already have something similar and I don't know where you've been.
Spiritwind
29 Jun 2010, 07:56pm
lmao. I'll give you twenty for it =p.
It's only $65 on their official site though ( ._.)
Unless it costs more BECAUSE it is used.
Edit: 8 bucks now.... pondering if I should get it.... but I already have something similar and I don't know where you've been.
You get Niko's special sauce with it though
I raise spirits $20 with a patch of pubes.
I'll trade my feeldoe (http://i48.tinypic.com/2hwmgwn.jpg) for it.
Desum
29 Jun 2010, 09:28pm
Does this come with lube or must we purchase that separately?
I'll trade my feeldoe (http://i48.tinypic.com/2hwmgwn.jpg) for it.
DONE
Ms. Blargh
29 Jun 2010, 09:39pm
omg im drunk and this made me lol
Lucid
29 Jun 2010, 09:40pm
lol what's jen going to do with a fleshlight.
lol what's jen going to do with a fleshlight.
Don't worry about it buddy!
Bethy
30 Jun 2010, 01:36pm
I think Spartan needs it more.
SATAN
30 Jun 2010, 01:47pm
Well...
This was a funny thread!!!
I'm afraid of where this is going..
New section.. SG used sex toy exchange?
b0red
30 Jun 2010, 02:30pm
It's only $65 on their official site though ( ._.)
Unless it costs more BECAUSE it is used.
Edit: 8 bucks now.... pondering if I should get it.... but I already have something similar and I don't know where you've been.
Sex pillow isn't getting you off like it used to?
Bloodykittens
30 Jun 2010, 02:31pm
I'm afraid of where this is going..
New section.. SG used sex toy exchange?
That sounds like a good idea
Where do i go to suggest that? LMFAO
Morningafter
30 Jun 2010, 02:45pm
I'm afraid of where this is going..
New section.. SG used sex toy exchange?
Lol we have to many kiddies in this community........how about an adult only thread :eyebrows:
Chaoz`
30 Jun 2010, 06:19pm
Does this come with lube or must we purchase that separately?
the lube is probably already in it, if it's been used for a mile
omg this made me lol so hard http://www.9lives.be/forum/images/smilies/rofl.gif
PowStriker
30 Jun 2010, 09:25pm
One quick question... Do you have any STD's? I'd like to stay completely healthy, ya know? :D
Chźvou˙x
30 Jun 2010, 11:15pm
Don't buy this garbage!
This is the real deal: http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/index !
http://www.finestreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_realtouch.jpg
If we can get all of SG to pitch some money in, we can share the fleshlight, I get it the first of every monday.
Don't buy this garbage!
This is the real deal: http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/index !
http://www.finestreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x_realtouch.jpg
That looks.... interesting.
the lube is probably already in it, if it's been used for a mile
omg this made me SO hard http://www.9lives.be/forum/images/smilies/rofl.gif
Here, I fixed that for you!
Chronic
2 Jul 2010, 11:37am
LOOOOOOOOL
I'll Buy it?
Chronic
2 Jul 2010, 11:38am
Here, I fixed that for you!
LOOOL Nice one ! :smile:
Chronic
2 Jul 2010, 11:38am
If we can get all of SG to pitch some money in, we can share the fleshlight, I get it the first of every monday.
I'll Have it on the Tuesday! =D
ryan o.O
2 Jul 2010, 05:06pm
i demand a sunday use!
Boobcake
2 Jul 2010, 08:33pm
I'll Have it on the Tuesday! =D
You can edit posts if you want, just sayin'
ever heard of a edit button
starbucks
9 Jul 2010, 09:29am
ever heard of a edit button
someone wants to be hon.
Vivian556
9 Jul 2010, 06:53pm
someone wants to be hon.
Someone bumped a thread with a useless post.
+1
kinox3
9 Jul 2010, 07:43pm
you dont happen to have one of those pillow things from japan in your closet do you?
Dirty Sanchez
9 Jul 2010, 07:44pm
you dont happen to have one of those pillow things from japan in your closet do you?
http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=3046
http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/member.php?u=3046
FullMetal has normal pillows (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/showpost.php?p=446482&postcount=73), though! He has yet to show his anime ones.
Elleon
16 Jul 2010, 09:50am
FullMetal has normal pillows (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/showpost.php?p=446482&postcount=73), though! He has yet to show his anime ones.
I'll go halvies with someone. I'll take it tuesdays and thurdays and we switch off every other weekend.
FullMetal has normal pillows (http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/showpost.php?p=446482&postcount=73), though! He has yet to show his anime ones.
You haven't seen his mousepad.
Also, http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23621
PotshotPolka
24 Jul 2010, 06:04pm
Also, http://www.steamgamers.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23621
There's nothing sexual about a fleshlight, it's a cucumber scrubber.
Chaoz`
24 Jul 2010, 06:22pm
. remove
TheVirus
25 Jul 2010, 02:32pm
I'll take it off your hands. Could always add another one to my collection.
Teen Panda
25 Jul 2010, 02:56pm
I think Spartan needs it more.
Haha! :biggrin:
I'll take it off your hands. Could always add another one to my collection.
Rofl!
lolzomgz
6 Aug 2010, 12:22pm
How much for the real vagina?
Kratos
6 Aug 2010, 04:39pm
are you that lonely lol your hand doesnt satasfiy you lol
Harbor
6 Aug 2010, 05:06pm
How much for the real vagina?
Really? You show that even in 08 there were dumbasses
are you that lonely lol your hand doesnt satasfiy you lol
I have to agree kratos that is pretty sad ,, dont wanna be near em :bolt:
lolzomgz
6 Aug 2010, 06:22pm
Really? You show that even in 08 there were dumbasses
And i guess people who joined 2009 didn't understand sarcasm :mad:
lolzomgz
6 Aug 2010, 06:23pm
are you that lonely lol your hand doesnt satasfiy you lol
Could YOUR hand take a mile...with all the skin intact? :laugh:
Could YOUR hand take a mile...with all the skin intact? :laugh:
I have about 90 miles on my hands right now, I'm probably due for a lube change soon.
lolzomgz
6 Aug 2010, 08:18pm
I have about 90 miles on my hands right now, I'm probably due for a lube change soon.
Good luck with that. :nuts:
Kratos
7 Aug 2010, 09:32am
lol yall are bad!
its just getting sadder and sadder :cry:
lolzomgz
7 Aug 2010, 12:45pm
its just getting sadder and sadder :cry:
could be worse http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129170457182950064.jpg
Kratos
7 Aug 2010, 05:44pm
oh gwad
Zaraki
7 Aug 2010, 08:25pm
Lolzomgz i'm not interested in your story about you and your grandmother.
Alpha2
8 Aug 2010, 01:48am
How much for the real vagina?
Here it is bro. You're welcome.
http://img1.adultstoresales.com/images/product/gwdj5525-01-a.jpg
Kratos
8 Aug 2010, 08:57am
gross
lolzomgz
8 Aug 2010, 10:44am
Here it is bro. You're welcome.
Damn THANKS you are the best!
Lolzomgz i'm not interested in your story about you and your grandmother.
What, she's hawt? :thumb:
tinkerbell
8 Aug 2010, 10:57am
hasnt niko's fleshlight been sold yet???
An_Orange
8 Aug 2010, 04:40pm
free semen with order
Lol who would want to buy it after you give free semen with the fleshlight you should donate to SG so everyone could share because everyone posting is asking for it on specific days :huh:
Kratos
8 Aug 2010, 04:52pm
lol yall are sick
kinox3
9 Aug 2010, 07:30am
query, have you consider attaching the fleshlight to a motor for added pleasure?
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6rxduYTRM1qzozj1.jpg
Lol this thread is really going nowhere xD
Kratos
9 Aug 2010, 01:35pm
benn gone bro
PotshotPolka
9 Aug 2010, 03:21pm
query, have you consider attaching the fleshlight to a motor for added pleasure?
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6rxduYTRM1qzozj1.jpg
I think that your dick would be torn off. Also realizing you've fallen to banging a fan might be a fatal blow to your self esteem.
[QUOTE=Bewbs;452365]I am the original owners of this fleshlight. It has about 1 mile on it. I found a accual vagina so i no longer need this fake one. im asking out $8 for it.
were you so desperate to get laid you shoved your dick in Plastic before you got a girlfriend :P
PotshotPolka
9 Aug 2010, 05:27pm
[quote=Bewbs;452365]I am the original owners of this fleshlight. It has about 1 mile on it. I found a accual vagina so i no longer need this fake one. im asking out $8 for it.
were you so desperate to get laid you shoved your dick in Plastic before you got a girlfriend :P
It's only desperate if you pretend it's the real deal.
PotshotPolka
9 Aug 2010, 05:28pm
were you so desperate to get laid you shoved your dick in Plastic before you got a girlfriend :P
It's only desperate if you pretend it's the real deal.
lolzomgz
10 Aug 2010, 05:34am
It's only desperate if you pretend it's the real deal.
Or if you attatch it to a fan...
trakaill
12 Aug 2010, 10:47pm
[QUOTE=Bewbs;452365]I am the original owners of this fleshlight. It has about 1 mile on it. I found a accual vagina so i no longer need this fake one. im asking out $8 for it.
were you so desperate to get laid you shoved your dick in Plastic before you got a girlfriend :P
dont tell me your one of these guys that pretend to not watch porn or fap it...this is the internet you know..
ONiROCKz
31 Aug 2010, 06:32pm
^ win.
/10char
Tweezy
1 Sep 2010, 07:14am
[QUOTE=Aleah;476272]
dont tell me your one of these guys that pretend to not watch porn or fap it...this is the internet you know..
He's probably one of those dumb asses who had no idea wanking off is good for you ;) It increases your cardiac output I think...
P.S... I just realised this was quite a big bump...
Ronen
27 Sep 2010, 05:38am
I'll give you 5$ for it.
trakaill
2 Oct 2010, 11:47pm
if only it was a blue one...
id give you like 12 bucks
Hazardous
3 Oct 2010, 01:36am
^ win.
/10char
10char?
Rsnyder
25 Nov 2010, 02:42pm
My right hand is free...
Spiritwind
26 Nov 2010, 12:05am
Haha, this thread never fails to be bumped.
efrozen
26 Nov 2010, 05:39pm
did someone actually buy this?
Metal
26 Nov 2010, 05:51pm
Found this on Sankaku Complex.
NSFW
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/11/26/onacon-penis-controller-set-for-deep-market-penetration/
Thing i see alot is how much stuff like this changes
König
26 Nov 2010, 10:42pm
Found this on Sankaku Complex.
NSFW
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/11/26/onacon-penis-controller-set-for-deep-market-penetration/
Thing i see alot is how much stuff like this changes
Fucking lol.
"Sadly for non-Yamato, the device’s usable length is a feeble 14cm (5.5 freedom inches), hardly sufficient for the mighty American phallus."
Tweezy
27 Nov 2010, 04:56am
Fucking lol.
"Sadly for non-Yamato, the device’s usable length is a feeble 14cm (5.5 freedom inches), hardly sufficient for the mighty American phallus."
Hardly suitable for the average brit... Let alone over average...
Anwyway, lets like this die down again now... For at least another two months ;L
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