turtle
6 Mar 2008, 07:55am
My name is turtle. I play on US escape primarily to enjoy those times when the helicopter is used as a submarine. VIP is nice, but I become envious of the green hue that surrounds that important person.
Each time someone closes a gate or a door on me, I imagine a yellow haired, buck tooth kid giggling chocolate milk out all over his keyboard while squinting through his thick plastic rimmed glasses. He wants to see me type out my anger, as I'm too uncertain about my microphone to say more than "zombie tram" or "danger, danger!" I feel like I slap him with every stroke of the keyboard.
I am disturbed by other players on the servers. I have seen such names as turtlesex, and I love turtles, and it makes me think they devastatingly misunderstand the message of cooperation I want to be respected for.
Therefore, if you see me on the server, try not to think of me as an object but as someone you can work with.
Thanks,
turtle
Each time someone closes a gate or a door on me, I imagine a yellow haired, buck tooth kid giggling chocolate milk out all over his keyboard while squinting through his thick plastic rimmed glasses. He wants to see me type out my anger, as I'm too uncertain about my microphone to say more than "zombie tram" or "danger, danger!" I feel like I slap him with every stroke of the keyboard.
I am disturbed by other players on the servers. I have seen such names as turtlesex, and I love turtles, and it makes me think they devastatingly misunderstand the message of cooperation I want to be respected for.
Therefore, if you see me on the server, try not to think of me as an object but as someone you can work with.
Thanks,
turtle