Daze
10 Apr 2010, 05:22am
This is what I'm going to use to zing the local council:
Notice of Conditional Agreement
Penalty Charge Notice EA63055118
Dear Sir/Madam
Please read the following notice thoroughly and carefully before responding. It is a notice. It informs you. It means what it says.
The reason why you need to read carefully is simple. I am offering a conditional agreement. This removes controversy, and means that you no longer have any ultimate recourse to a court of law in this matter, because there is no controversy upon which it could adjudicate. You always have the option of dragging these conditions into a court of law only to be told that they are, indeed, perfectly lawful. That is, of course, always your prerogative should you decide to waste your time.
For this reason it is important that you consider and respond to the offer in substance. The 'nearest official form' will not suffice, and consequently is likely to be ignored by myself without any dishonour on my part. On the other hand there is a time-limit on the agreement being offered. It is reasonable, and if it runs out then you and all associated parties are in default, removing any and all lawful excuse on your part for proceeding in this matter.
For these reasons it is recommended that you carefully consider this notice and respond in substance, which means actually addressing the points raised herein.
You have apparently made demands upon me.
I do not understand those apparent demands and therefore cannot lawfully fulfill them. I seek clarification of your document so that I may act according to the law and maintain my entire body of inalienable Natural Rights.
Failure to accept this offer to clarify and to do so completely and in good faith within 14 (Fourteen) days will be deemed by all parties to mean you and your principal or other parties abandon all demands upon me.
I conditionally accept your offer to agree that I am legal fiction 'person' Mr. Dale Cross and that I owe £100 for services rendered by your company, upon proof of claim of allof the following:
1. Upon proof of claim that I am a person, and not a human being.
2. Upon proof of claim that you know what a 'person' actually is, in legal terms.
3. Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between a 'human being' and a 'person', legally speaking.
4. Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between 'legal' and a 'lawful'.
5. Upon proof of claim that I am a legal fiction 'person' Mr. Dale Cross being the entity to which your paperwork was addressed, and not Dale of the Cross family, as commonly called.
6. Upon proof of claim that the charge was the result of a lawful investigation unmarred by prejudice.
7. Upon proof of claim that I am a member of the society whose statutes and subsisting regulations you are enforcing.
8. Upon proof of claim that I showed you some sort of identification.
9 Upon proof of claim that there is a nameable society that I belong to and that the laws covered within any alleged transgressions state that they apply to me within that named society.
10. Upon Proof of Claim that the London Borough of Ealing owns the roads within the Special Enforcement Area.
11. Upon proof of claim that you are willing to swear an oath on your commercial liability for the truth of your statements and legitimacy of your actions. If you are not willing to swear an oath on your commercial liability for the truth of your statements, then I cannot accept them as being the truth.
I would also like some clarification on all the following
1. Is The London Borough of Ealing legally registered?
2. It is my understanding that a registered name is a legal title; is it not?
3. It is my understanding that a legal title is also a legal fiction; is it not..?
4. It is my understanding that fiction is something fundamentally not true; can you confirm or deny this?
5. It is my understanding that Acts, statutes, legal titles, artificial persons and names are legal fictions, and therefore fundamentally not true; is this correct?
6. So The London Borough of Ealing is a registered legal entity, and therefore a legal fiction, is this correct?
7. If Acts, statutes and legislation, legal titles, artificial persons and names are legal fictions and therefore fundamentally not true, how can The London Borough of Ealing, another legal fiction, possibly operate in truth and with equality under the law?
You state in your notice that the 14 day time limit starts when the notice is served. Can you please explain to me how you know when the notice is served as you have no proof of delivery?
Sincerely and without ill will, vexation or frivolity
By: Dale Cross (Agent)
Dale of the Cross family
WITHOUT PREJUDICE, i.e. all Natural Inalienable Rights Reserved
Notice of Conditional Agreement
Penalty Charge Notice EA63055118
Dear Sir/Madam
Please read the following notice thoroughly and carefully before responding. It is a notice. It informs you. It means what it says.
The reason why you need to read carefully is simple. I am offering a conditional agreement. This removes controversy, and means that you no longer have any ultimate recourse to a court of law in this matter, because there is no controversy upon which it could adjudicate. You always have the option of dragging these conditions into a court of law only to be told that they are, indeed, perfectly lawful. That is, of course, always your prerogative should you decide to waste your time.
For this reason it is important that you consider and respond to the offer in substance. The 'nearest official form' will not suffice, and consequently is likely to be ignored by myself without any dishonour on my part. On the other hand there is a time-limit on the agreement being offered. It is reasonable, and if it runs out then you and all associated parties are in default, removing any and all lawful excuse on your part for proceeding in this matter.
For these reasons it is recommended that you carefully consider this notice and respond in substance, which means actually addressing the points raised herein.
You have apparently made demands upon me.
I do not understand those apparent demands and therefore cannot lawfully fulfill them. I seek clarification of your document so that I may act according to the law and maintain my entire body of inalienable Natural Rights.
Failure to accept this offer to clarify and to do so completely and in good faith within 14 (Fourteen) days will be deemed by all parties to mean you and your principal or other parties abandon all demands upon me.
I conditionally accept your offer to agree that I am legal fiction 'person' Mr. Dale Cross and that I owe £100 for services rendered by your company, upon proof of claim of allof the following:
1. Upon proof of claim that I am a person, and not a human being.
2. Upon proof of claim that you know what a 'person' actually is, in legal terms.
3. Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between a 'human being' and a 'person', legally speaking.
4. Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between 'legal' and a 'lawful'.
5. Upon proof of claim that I am a legal fiction 'person' Mr. Dale Cross being the entity to which your paperwork was addressed, and not Dale of the Cross family, as commonly called.
6. Upon proof of claim that the charge was the result of a lawful investigation unmarred by prejudice.
7. Upon proof of claim that I am a member of the society whose statutes and subsisting regulations you are enforcing.
8. Upon proof of claim that I showed you some sort of identification.
9 Upon proof of claim that there is a nameable society that I belong to and that the laws covered within any alleged transgressions state that they apply to me within that named society.
10. Upon Proof of Claim that the London Borough of Ealing owns the roads within the Special Enforcement Area.
11. Upon proof of claim that you are willing to swear an oath on your commercial liability for the truth of your statements and legitimacy of your actions. If you are not willing to swear an oath on your commercial liability for the truth of your statements, then I cannot accept them as being the truth.
I would also like some clarification on all the following
1. Is The London Borough of Ealing legally registered?
2. It is my understanding that a registered name is a legal title; is it not?
3. It is my understanding that a legal title is also a legal fiction; is it not..?
4. It is my understanding that fiction is something fundamentally not true; can you confirm or deny this?
5. It is my understanding that Acts, statutes, legal titles, artificial persons and names are legal fictions, and therefore fundamentally not true; is this correct?
6. So The London Borough of Ealing is a registered legal entity, and therefore a legal fiction, is this correct?
7. If Acts, statutes and legislation, legal titles, artificial persons and names are legal fictions and therefore fundamentally not true, how can The London Borough of Ealing, another legal fiction, possibly operate in truth and with equality under the law?
You state in your notice that the 14 day time limit starts when the notice is served. Can you please explain to me how you know when the notice is served as you have no proof of delivery?
Sincerely and without ill will, vexation or frivolity
By: Dale Cross (Agent)
Dale of the Cross family
WITHOUT PREJUDICE, i.e. all Natural Inalienable Rights Reserved