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Paladin
5 Oct 2007, 02:42pm
Yeah, I made the biggest possible mistake I could today. See, my alternative school is bout 3 miles from my house, which isn't that far imho. I can walk it easily most of the time, and I decided I wanted to walk today. Well, big mistake. Found out that the traffic was backed up for miles, so I had to take an alternate route. Heres how its bad, I have the worst possible sense of direction you can think of. So of course, while finding an alternate route I got lost. To make matters worse, I fell into the sewers. So by then, I was tired and was smelling like shit, and not my own either, until I decided, fuck it. So I crossed the street whenever I had an opportunity, and then crossed through the woods that were near my house and got scratched up by a hell of alot of thorns. Finally got home, but they sprayed me with a hose before I could go through the door.

James
5 Oct 2007, 02:46pm
Wow, nice story, but what... the hell.

VirDeBello
5 Oct 2007, 02:47pm
LMAO Fell in the sewers??? How could you fall in the sewers. Maybe you just need glasses and not a sense of direction.

Paladin
5 Oct 2007, 02:49pm
I figured James it would give everyone a good laugh.

Also vird, how I fell in the sewers was I ended up tripping on a rock and falling in.

Jaffa
5 Oct 2007, 02:56pm
open sewers...where do you live? new orleans?

Zero001
5 Oct 2007, 03:10pm
How does traffic play a part in this when you're walking? :confused:

Jesstilence
5 Oct 2007, 03:27pm
I'm cold, alone, and confused now.

Paladin
5 Oct 2007, 03:32pm
Traffic plays a part when dickheads are at the wheel, because if you cross infront of them, they will turn your ass into ground beef.

Jack_Sparow
5 Oct 2007, 03:33pm
:dm: owned by mother fu**Kn Nature! Shes a cruel bitch

Paladin
5 Oct 2007, 03:41pm
Noone can top this.

James
5 Oct 2007, 03:45pm
C'mon, don't bullshit me. You are the BIGGEST idiot to fall into a sewer while walking along the road!

VirDeBello
5 Oct 2007, 03:46pm
You really need glasses LMFAO!!!

Zero001
5 Oct 2007, 03:53pm
Noone can top this. I wouldn't be proud of that.

Paladin
5 Oct 2007, 03:59pm
Anyways I'll probably be in hiding for a few days or weeks to hide my shame, that means no forums or vent or game.

contempt
5 Oct 2007, 04:06pm
Lol, nice going. :D.

It's too late to hide the shame; you already made a thread about it :P.

contempt

James
5 Oct 2007, 04:07pm
Anyways I'll probably be in hiding for a few days or weeks to hide my shame, that means no forums or vent or game.

Yes, go back and 'fall' in the sewer again, and hide there. Hey, at least you will cool down LOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

contempt
5 Oct 2007, 04:16pm
James needs a downer. :cool: He's way too excited.

contempt

jeN
5 Oct 2007, 04:46pm
Yes, go back and 'fall' in the sewer again, and hide there. Hey, at least you will cool down LOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

I definitely laughed while eating my Oreo Blizzard, DAMN YOU JAMES!

I fell in a muddy creek once b/c it was dark and I was drunk and it's hard to hop across a rock onto the side of a creek bed while drunk in heels. :( But that isn't even close to falling into a sewer.. How you managed that is beyond me~

LitKey
5 Oct 2007, 04:53pm
How you managed that is beyond me~

What's the tilde for?

Anyway, damn Paladin, sucks to be you.

jeN
5 Oct 2007, 04:56pm
What's the tilde for?

Anyway, damn Paladin, sucks to be you.

Ahhh, I get into habits of typing that most/some people don't get. It's basically like a taunting emotion type thing. I dunno it kind of changes based on people;

whoazombiee: how would i describe what ~ means when i use it after sentences
manda: it means donezo
whoazombiee: lol
manda: like that quote is FINAL

mew
5 Oct 2007, 05:01pm
Noone can top this.

I bet the tourists on the boat who got the septic tank from the tour bus of Dave Matthew's Band dumped on would be worse...

Red
5 Oct 2007, 05:22pm
I know Asians are bad drivers, but walkers? Come on.....................

Not making us look so hot Paladin.

LitKey
5 Oct 2007, 05:29pm
I know Asians are bad drivers, but walkers? Come on.....................

Not making us look so hot Paladin.
Haha...

but if you're half-Asian, would that make you half-a-good driver? D:

Paladin
5 Oct 2007, 06:10pm
Well sorry Red, I wasn't paying attention Goddamnit.

matt 187
5 Oct 2007, 06:22pm
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o222/187matt187/chuckinsewer.jpg

Riggs
5 Oct 2007, 06:46pm
Hahaha, I laughed hard.

VirDeBello
5 Oct 2007, 07:07pm
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o222/187matt187/chuckinsewer.jpg

LMFAO!!!

HankTheTank
5 Oct 2007, 07:11pm
you people are asshats

laughing at his misfourtune...jeeeez... he odvously had a shitty day...

Red
5 Oct 2007, 11:27pm
had a shitty day...

ROFL

matt 187
5 Oct 2007, 11:35pm
hahaha

James
6 Oct 2007, 03:47am
James needs a downer. :cool: He's way too excited.

contempt

Sorry, but you shoulda been on vent yesterday. I almost had a heart attack laughing so hard! If only Jack had recorded the whole thing :P

contempt
6 Oct 2007, 02:33pm
Well, I could join vent and listen, but not speak, as I don't have a mic.

contempt