SpikedRocker
13 Mar 2009, 04:46pm
Here is the script I've come up with so far:
Hostage 1 and 2 standing around, with some terrorists walking around aimlessly. Suddenly a hand grenade goes off near by. 2 of the terrorists look at each other and run out the door. A third stays behind to guard the hostages.
Hostage 1 - So do you think they'll find us and rescue us?
Hostage 2 - Does it honestly matter?
Hostage 1 - What do you mean?
Hostage 2 - We've become professional hostages. We always get into this situation all the time.
Hostage 1 - I don't quite get what you are saying.
Hostage 2 - Even if we are rescued for some reason we get knocked out and we wind up back here.
Hostage 1 - Uhhh ...
Hostage 2 - Apparently they've hit you a bit harder than I.
Terrorist 1 - Quiet over there you two.
Hostage 2 - Pfft ... I think you got other issues to deal with than us talking to each other.
Another hand grenade explosion is heard nearby.
Terrorist 2 and 3 - (Screams_ Man down!)
Hostage 2 - See your buddies are falling like flies.
Terrorist 1 - Stay here, if I see you leave I'll shoot you myself.
The terrorist runs out of the room.
Hostage 1 - Are you psycho?
Hostage 2 - I think you mean psychic ... and no, I'm not. It's just what happens all the time. They all leave us just standing here with no one watching and making sure we actually stay here.
Hostage 1 - Well you heard that guy, he will shoot us if we move.
Hostage 2 - Pfft ... He'll be dealing with the cops as they make their way to rescue us.
Hostage 1 - So, then what should we do?
Hostage 2 - Well instead of staying here and looking like doorks, lets get the hell out of here.
Hostage 1 - Why don't we play tiddlywinks?
Hostage 2 - What? No, idiot, lets get away from here and maybe we can live a normal life.
Hostage 2 walks out followed by Hostage 1. They make their way down a corridor where bullets are hitting the wall.
Hostage 1 - Oh man, this is not a good idea.
Hostage 2 - Oh get over yourself. They wouldn't hit us anyway. Lets just run by. We'll be able to make a clean getaway.
Hostage 1 - Umm ... I'm going back, I don't want to get shot.
Hostage 2 - Lets go you baby.
As hostage 2 clears the hallway where the bullets are flying by, hostage 1 runs by and gets shot in the leg.
Hostage 1 - Owie!!!! I ... I ... don't think I'll make it.
Hostage 2 - Walk it off, lets go before we are noticed.
They run off and appearing to make their escape they end up on a new map.
Hostage 1 - Where are we now?
They are ambushed from behind and wake up in another hostage situation.
Hostage 2 - Son of a bitch ...
Pretty much the idea is they start in office and end up going to assault or something. Pretty much this script is crutching on the comical way the voice actors do these characters.
Hostage 1 and 2 standing around, with some terrorists walking around aimlessly. Suddenly a hand grenade goes off near by. 2 of the terrorists look at each other and run out the door. A third stays behind to guard the hostages.
Hostage 1 - So do you think they'll find us and rescue us?
Hostage 2 - Does it honestly matter?
Hostage 1 - What do you mean?
Hostage 2 - We've become professional hostages. We always get into this situation all the time.
Hostage 1 - I don't quite get what you are saying.
Hostage 2 - Even if we are rescued for some reason we get knocked out and we wind up back here.
Hostage 1 - Uhhh ...
Hostage 2 - Apparently they've hit you a bit harder than I.
Terrorist 1 - Quiet over there you two.
Hostage 2 - Pfft ... I think you got other issues to deal with than us talking to each other.
Another hand grenade explosion is heard nearby.
Terrorist 2 and 3 - (Screams_ Man down!)
Hostage 2 - See your buddies are falling like flies.
Terrorist 1 - Stay here, if I see you leave I'll shoot you myself.
The terrorist runs out of the room.
Hostage 1 - Are you psycho?
Hostage 2 - I think you mean psychic ... and no, I'm not. It's just what happens all the time. They all leave us just standing here with no one watching and making sure we actually stay here.
Hostage 1 - Well you heard that guy, he will shoot us if we move.
Hostage 2 - Pfft ... He'll be dealing with the cops as they make their way to rescue us.
Hostage 1 - So, then what should we do?
Hostage 2 - Well instead of staying here and looking like doorks, lets get the hell out of here.
Hostage 1 - Why don't we play tiddlywinks?
Hostage 2 - What? No, idiot, lets get away from here and maybe we can live a normal life.
Hostage 2 walks out followed by Hostage 1. They make their way down a corridor where bullets are hitting the wall.
Hostage 1 - Oh man, this is not a good idea.
Hostage 2 - Oh get over yourself. They wouldn't hit us anyway. Lets just run by. We'll be able to make a clean getaway.
Hostage 1 - Umm ... I'm going back, I don't want to get shot.
Hostage 2 - Lets go you baby.
As hostage 2 clears the hallway where the bullets are flying by, hostage 1 runs by and gets shot in the leg.
Hostage 1 - Owie!!!! I ... I ... don't think I'll make it.
Hostage 2 - Walk it off, lets go before we are noticed.
They run off and appearing to make their escape they end up on a new map.
Hostage 1 - Where are we now?
They are ambushed from behind and wake up in another hostage situation.
Hostage 2 - Son of a bitch ...
Pretty much the idea is they start in office and end up going to assault or something. Pretty much this script is crutching on the comical way the voice actors do these characters.