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SpikedRocker
13 Mar 2009, 04:46pm
Here is the script I've come up with so far:

Hostage 1 and 2 standing around, with some terrorists walking around aimlessly. Suddenly a hand grenade goes off near by. 2 of the terrorists look at each other and run out the door. A third stays behind to guard the hostages.

Hostage 1 - So do you think they'll find us and rescue us?

Hostage 2 - Does it honestly matter?

Hostage 1 - What do you mean?

Hostage 2 - We've become professional hostages. We always get into this situation all the time.

Hostage 1 - I don't quite get what you are saying.

Hostage 2 - Even if we are rescued for some reason we get knocked out and we wind up back here.

Hostage 1 - Uhhh ...

Hostage 2 - Apparently they've hit you a bit harder than I.

Terrorist 1 - Quiet over there you two.

Hostage 2 - Pfft ... I think you got other issues to deal with than us talking to each other.

Another hand grenade explosion is heard nearby.

Terrorist 2 and 3 - (Screams_ Man down!)

Hostage 2 - See your buddies are falling like flies.

Terrorist 1 - Stay here, if I see you leave I'll shoot you myself.

The terrorist runs out of the room.

Hostage 1 - Are you psycho?

Hostage 2 - I think you mean psychic ... and no, I'm not. It's just what happens all the time. They all leave us just standing here with no one watching and making sure we actually stay here.

Hostage 1 - Well you heard that guy, he will shoot us if we move.

Hostage 2 - Pfft ... He'll be dealing with the cops as they make their way to rescue us.

Hostage 1 - So, then what should we do?

Hostage 2 - Well instead of staying here and looking like doorks, lets get the hell out of here.

Hostage 1 - Why don't we play tiddlywinks?

Hostage 2 - What? No, idiot, lets get away from here and maybe we can live a normal life.

Hostage 2 walks out followed by Hostage 1. They make their way down a corridor where bullets are hitting the wall.

Hostage 1 - Oh man, this is not a good idea.

Hostage 2 - Oh get over yourself. They wouldn't hit us anyway. Lets just run by. We'll be able to make a clean getaway.

Hostage 1 - Umm ... I'm going back, I don't want to get shot.

Hostage 2 - Lets go you baby.

As hostage 2 clears the hallway where the bullets are flying by, hostage 1 runs by and gets shot in the leg.

Hostage 1 - Owie!!!! I ... I ... don't think I'll make it.

Hostage 2 - Walk it off, lets go before we are noticed.

They run off and appearing to make their escape they end up on a new map.

Hostage 1 - Where are we now?

They are ambushed from behind and wake up in another hostage situation.

Hostage 2 - Son of a bitch ...


Pretty much the idea is they start in office and end up going to assault or something. Pretty much this script is crutching on the comical way the voice actors do these characters.

Suri
13 Mar 2009, 04:50pm
I will do T1

LVG
13 Mar 2009, 04:51pm
ossim

Bethy
13 Mar 2009, 06:41pm
I'll be the brave hostage :amuse:

Toxin
13 Mar 2009, 07:15pm
I have a sexy accent, let me be either one please argh. Either me or Mercy (stfu you little piece of shit haha)

Bethy
13 Mar 2009, 09:02pm
Or I can be some girl the hostages get distracted by! :laugh:

Matt.
13 Mar 2009, 09:30pm
I can be the pussy hostage :D

Hostage 1

Ganzta
13 Mar 2009, 11:01pm
can i be the nade?

DoubleSb
14 Mar 2009, 06:41pm
Or I can be some girl the hostages get distracted by! :laugh:

Jail bait...

Hostage 2 plox.

Svendy
14 Mar 2009, 06:46pm
whatever you want me to do, i'll do

ReneGade
14 Mar 2009, 10:58pm
I still wanna be ur assistant and get u coffee and do your dry cleaning :P

Bald
15 Mar 2009, 12:28am
I'll be the terrorist that tells them to shut up. also I'd wish to be in moar episodes as the same T :D

DoubleSb
15 Mar 2009, 05:58pm
whatever you want me to do, i'll do

Bend over.

CandleJack
15 Mar 2009, 06:00pm
i'll be hostage 2

SpikedRocker
15 Mar 2009, 07:58pm
For people who are interested in voice acting get with me so we can set up actor testing to see who fits well with other people. I'd like to do this in vent some time this week.

Svendy
16 Mar 2009, 02:06am
Bend over.

bitch...

okay spiked, just get a date?

Bethy
16 Mar 2009, 04:55am
bitch...

okay spiked, just get a date?

I'm his date. :cheesy:

Svendy
16 Mar 2009, 05:41am
i didnt know you were comming too?

Bethy
16 Mar 2009, 05:52am
Haha, of course I'm going to help out with this.

Svendy
16 Mar 2009, 09:16am
nice, cant wait to work with you :P

DoubleSb
16 Mar 2009, 12:19pm
nice, cant wait to work with you :P

Don't do it. Shes jailbait :mellow:

MasterkennyG
16 Mar 2009, 12:22pm
i really think we need to make a social group for skit discussion.,, are we still having weekly meetings?

Chêvouÿx
16 Mar 2009, 01:27pm
I'll fill whatever role needs to be done.

And I won't bend over.

Bethy
17 Mar 2009, 12:19am
And I won't bend over.

He says that now..


Don't do it. Shes jailbait :mellow:

I'm going to kill you.

SpikedRocker
17 Mar 2009, 06:07am
Anyway....

Barring any unforseen changes in my schedule I'd like to hold a actor screening in vent on Wednesday. I'll be around late afternoon into the evening so drop by we'll team people up for testings for voice actors.

Svendy
17 Mar 2009, 06:44am
And I won't bend over.

Yeah... sure you wornt


Don't do it. Shes jailbait :mellow:

umm no?


I'm going to kill you.

you want help?


Anyway....

Barring any unforseen changes in my schedule I'd like to hold a actor screening in vent on Wednesday. I'll be around late afternoon into the evening so drop by we'll team people up for testings for voice actors.

umm okay, i'll see if i can make it for the screenings, if not i can do some faceposing or what not for you

ReneGade
17 Mar 2009, 07:02am
wow svendy that is a lot of quoted replies :P i'll probably be there for the auditions but idk if i have the time to take a part.

SpikedRocker
17 Mar 2009, 07:22am
wow svendy that is a lot of quoted replies :P i'll probably be there for the auditions but idk if i have the time to take a part.

Well the beautiful thing with what we are doing here is this is really a one time part. I'll probably make my mind up who should do what part late wednesday or thursday and I'd like to get the final recordings back on Friday so we can start offically shooting instead of the "fake" stuff we've kinda been working with.

ReneGade
17 Mar 2009, 08:33am
Well i have 40 hours worth or work of a group project due Monday the 23rd so I running short on time, that is why im not sure I will have the time.

Bethy
17 Mar 2009, 03:35pm
you want help?

Yes, and Spiked, I'll be there. :wave:

TheBag
17 Mar 2009, 09:00pm
If there is any part that needs filing, id like to help ^^!
and or if you make new chars.

DoubleSb
17 Mar 2009, 09:40pm
I'm going to kill you.

Wait in line, you got 600+ waiting.

Bethy
18 Mar 2009, 01:36am
Wait in line, you got 600+ waiting.

I call first dibs. :boxing:

Svendy
18 Mar 2009, 02:12am
Wait in line, you got 600+ waiting.

she is with me and i'm VIP

SpikedRocker
18 Mar 2009, 07:27am
Anyway, again...

Just a reminder voice actor testing is being held today in vent. I should be on vent around 2 PM EDT. There's no set time but when ever I get a group of people around that would like to tryout I'll get them doing lines for me and whatnots. I'll be around doing several thigns today so just drop by and we'll get it done. I hope by the end of the day to have my picks for who is doing what for this.

NIKO
18 Mar 2009, 08:28am
I dunno if all roles are taken, but if not I will take what ever is availiable

NIKO
18 Mar 2009, 08:34am
Or I can be some girl the hostages get distracted by! :laugh:

you just want a reason to tease us all

ReneGade
19 Mar 2009, 09:19am
Howd the auditions go, sorry i couldn't make it, I was writing system calls arguments handling for Pintos, it was a blast let me tell you.

Bald
26 Mar 2009, 11:18pm
So, Now that the voice recordings are done, what's the expected date of the release of the video?

SpikedRocker
28 Mar 2009, 06:22am
Well I think I'll need your lines again bald, if you still have them if you can zip them up for me and send me the link.

Bald
28 Mar 2009, 10:32am
Sure.

canadian traffic cone
5 Apr 2009, 09:09am
:P