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Riggs
14 Sep 2007, 01:58am
Alright, so it's a bit lengthy. It all starts with SD getting the 1000-score secret in Atix_Heli, and someone asking about it.


Johnny K. Gambino : so how did sd get 955 score
Riggs° : Majik
SDtielvdeo : magic
SDtielvdeo : lol
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : they hacked
Riggs° : Yep.
SDtielvdeo : haxored
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Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ur a bad admin
SDtielvdeo : bunnyhop boost?
Riggs° : Terrible.
SDtielvdeo : told you
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u do kno if i report u u might lose ur admin power?
SDtielvdeo : do it
Riggs° : No, I won't.
Riggs° : But please do it
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u would b suprised
Riggs° : No, I wouldn't.
SDtielvdeo : no, you would
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : its happened before
Riggs° : Is that so?
SDtielvdeo : not working :/
Riggs° : And wtf are you going to report me on?
For a list of the player rules type "!rules"
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : the steam log on client
Riggs° : You're going forward, right?
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : they have master control over all servers
Riggs° : Steam log on client?
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : nope
Riggs° : Wtf are you talking about?
SDtielvdeo : the website is Zombiemurder.com, go do it fool
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : steam masterboard
Riggs° : What could you report us for/
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : misuse of admin and hacking
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : hax
Riggs° : lmfao
SDtielvdeo : how so
SDtielvdeo : explain
SDtielvdeo : in detail please
Riggs° : You need proof
Riggs° : Otherwise
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u report an abuse
SDtielvdeo : mwhat abuse?
Use !zstuck if your stuck in another person or !ztele to tele to spawn
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : he as testemunes
SDtielvdeo : what did he do exactly
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : they record whats happened over the last 24 hrs
Riggs° : I could be like, "Omfgz Refuse 2 Lose was haxing all over teh plaze."
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : but then they would cheack
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : and i say it wasnt him
TERRORIST got 2 points for All Counter-Terrorists eliminated
Napalm Grenades [ENABLED]
[ZOMBIE] ZombieMod is enabled, run for your lives, the game is HUMANS vs. ZOMBIES.
(ADMIN) Riggs°: Check for what?
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : so
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ythey would have recorded proof
Riggs° : Of?
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u hacking and misusing admin
Riggs° : lmfao
Riggs° : Buddy, listen.
Riggs° : You're seriously deluded.
Respect admins and other players or get banned!
Riggs° : Steam does NOT record every server, every day, at all times.
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ban me off this server if u would like
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : wont do u any good
Riggs° : I have no misused admin.
Riggs° : I have not hacked.
Riggs° (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : say wot u want
SDtielvdeo (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Riggs° : anyways, they do not have control over whether someone is allowed admin on a server or not.
To listen to music while you play type "!music"
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : oh yes they do
Riggs° : Oh, no, they do not.
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : the master board does
Riggs° : "Master Board"
SDtielvdeo : ....
Riggs° : It's called Valve.
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : no wtf lol not valve
SDtielvdeo : cant buy
Riggs° : Valve owns the game.
web-cafe' has joined the game
Riggs° : Valve owns the network boards
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : but they are under stem power watch
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : its coming refuse to lose
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : giving steam control
Buy admin for $8.99. You get admin on all our servers, type "!buyadmin"
Riggs° : Honestly, bro, report us.
STOP SPAMMING THE SERVER !!
(ADMIN) Riggs°: Please.
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : if thats wot u really want..
Riggs° : I would like to see myself getting banned and losing admin for slapping myself and nade boosting in an empty server.
SDtielvdeo : indeed
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : it happens..
Riggs° : I'm sure it does.
SDtielvdeo : lol.
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u would b very suprised
Riggs° : If steam had 24/7 footage of all servers
To make a donation to your favorite zombie server(s) type "!donate"
Riggs° : There would be NO hackers AT ALL on CS.
TERRORIST got 2 points for All Counter-Terrorists eliminated
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : unfortunately
Napalm Grenades [ENABLED]
[ZOMBIE] ZombieMod is enabled, run for your lives, the game is HUMANS vs. ZOMBIES.
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : shit forgot wrong place
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : it dont work like that
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : they can only use power if the srver gets reported
SDtielvdeo (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Riggs° : My point is, you have no idea how things work.
Riggs° : If they had the capability to do that
Want a map added, email us the map file (.bsp) to maps@zombiemurder.com
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : unfortunately ur wrong there
Riggs° : Then they would have the capability to make new rules
Riggs° : Why haven't you reported me, yes?
SDtielvdeo : is this not a private server owned by haggard, which means he has overall control?
Riggs° : yet?
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : not yet i havent
Riggs° : Well, in effect, Gameservers.com owns it
Riggs° : But yes, Haggard rents and manages it
SDtielvdeo : so valve cant do sht
Riggs° : No, they can't.
To see a list of all our servers type "!servers"
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : im not fuckin talkin about fuckin valve
SDtielvdeo : then?
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : im talkin about the steam masterboard
SDtielvdeo : lmao
SDtielvdeo : still talking anout that
SDtielvdeo : stop making up sht
Riggs° : They have no authority to shut down a server, NOT rented from Steam, nor do they have the power to decide who can administrate
Riggs° (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
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Riggs° : rawr
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : ahahhahaha he die HAHAHAAHAH
*DEAD* Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : the game was in alliance with the steam masterboard
TERRORIST got 2 points for All Counter-Terrorists eliminated
*DEAD* Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : same as hl2
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : hghahahahahhhhhhh
Napalm Grenades [ENABLED]
[ZOMBIE] ZombieMod is enabled, run for your lives, the game is HUMANS vs. ZOMBIES.
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : and day of defeat
Riggs° : Show me some proof of the Steam Masterboard. Show me the page to report.
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : thats an awsome game
Mino23 has joined the game
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| voted zm_nostromo_escape_beta_5
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : go on ur log on steam
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ave u got a steam operator??
Riggs° voted zm_nostromo_escape_beta_5
Riggs° : What log?
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 voted zm_escape_bridge_v1c_zmedit
Riggs° : You mean the console control?
Results are in, 3 votes cast
Option 'zm_nostromo_escape_beta_5' has won the vote
The next map will be zm_nostromo_escape_beta_5
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : no
|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : go down a bit and
Riggs° (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
For a list of the player rules type "!rules"
Riggs° : Then wtf are you going on about?
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u must be a total member of steam
SDtielvdeo (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u need to buy steam client
Riggs° : A total member, as opposed to a partial member?
SDtielvdeo : whoa this kid, hes seriously retarded
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : its £3.00
Riggs° : Boom boom boom
Riggs° : You've evaded my question 2k7.
Riggs° : My request, rather.
Use !zstuck if your stuck in another person or !ztele to tele to spawn
SDtielvdeo : alright, see who's right, if Riggs still got admin within the week, I'll believe you
Riggs° : Where is this "Report" page
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ok ur on
Riggs° (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
SDtielvdeo : i bet a cyber cookie
Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : c ya l8r..
SDtielvdeo (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Riggs° : Have fun in your deluded world, kid.
Riggs° : Hey SDeh, what the hell's a Steam Masterboard?

SDtielvdeo
14 Sep 2007, 02:21am
Fear the powers of the Steam Masterboard..... >.>

James
14 Sep 2007, 02:34am
Why did ya have to mess him around like that.. you coulda at least explained that it was a map secret that gave you 1000 points...

Riggs
14 Sep 2007, 02:41am
Because it's so much funnier. I would have told them it was a secret in the map eventually, I was just screwin' with them a bit.

Besides, I have the distinct impression that the kid knew what it was, and was simply being a dumbass for the sake of trying to convince me that there's an almighty Steam Masterboard. Reminded me of those preachers that come up to my house and try to convince me that God will smite me and I'll burn in hell if I don't repent my dreadful habits and ways immediately. They've said "immediately" the last 4 times.

Jack_Sparow
14 Sep 2007, 11:53am
Rofl.. Funniest thing Ive seen in ages!~

KikkoMan
14 Sep 2007, 12:20pm
Riggs° : I have not hacked.
Lies. I have a library of demos of you hacking riggs. I emailed them to Gabe Newell, he told me he'll look over them.

Arc
14 Sep 2007, 12:32pm
Yea, I've sent demos of Riggs hacking to the U.N. Hopefully he'll get banned from the earth.

:D

Haggard
14 Sep 2007, 12:37pm
I cant wait till the "Steam Masterboard" tell me what I should do with MY server......only one question tho.....do they just hack right into my FTP and change the adminlist.txt file? I suppose they could because they are the "STEAM Masterboard"..............lmao

Riggs
14 Sep 2007, 04:49pm
Yea, and he was convinced that Valve had no affiliation with Steam, lmao.

Wtf, Kikko? I sent you the bribe money. Are you going back on your word?

vybz
15 Sep 2007, 02:58pm
well take a note at his name - refuse to lose.. he couldnt lose the argument or else his name would be contradictory ;)